- Anti Joke

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!