A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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penis haha

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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who is awesome? no one...

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Anti Joke

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