- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Yanter, Look it up

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