There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Please? No.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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