roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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