How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

I need to start studying.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

your skull would make a nice pen holder

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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