- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Where's the soap?

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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