- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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