- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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