poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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nick toth

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What?

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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