Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Hi what I lug you

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Your mom.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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