How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What's big and long? My dick.

Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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