A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

im not food

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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