The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

a woman votes!

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

I regret everything.....

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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