I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

My mum is called Steve

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

steven hawking walks into a bar

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

banana

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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