- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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