so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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