What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Women's Rights Movement

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How many light bulbs? 1

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

my gramma died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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