- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Hey, Max!!

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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