Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

What did the peanut say to the jelly

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Poop

The chicken crossed the road.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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