why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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