- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

A child walks into a classroom.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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