knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

butt sex

Autism speaks but not really

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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