- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

... i forgot the joke :p

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Donkey lips

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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