Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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That's what SHE said!

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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politically correct!

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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give me a thumbs up

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Rick santorum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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