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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you call a black man? Black

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

dick dick dick... frogs

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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