- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Tough crowd tonight...

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Weed.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

every knight i see an owl at window

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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