Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Your future.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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a woman votes!

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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