How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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