- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Christianity

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Gorden Brown.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Sammi suck kyles chode

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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