- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

This one time at band camp music was played.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

NEVER

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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