- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Whats 2+1? 2.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

womens rights

Gay Rights

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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