- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

I just found out i have cancer.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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