Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Religion.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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penus

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Brad Fuller!

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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