- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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