why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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