Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Hitler

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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