- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

why did katy fall off her bike?

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

knock knock no ones home

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