Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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tom pauling

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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This is not a joke or is it

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Here's another:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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