- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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