There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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