- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

You read the Terms of Service.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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