- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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