- Anti Joke

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot