- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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