- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What's 1+1? 69.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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