- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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