- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

I'm off to my tank guys!

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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