How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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