A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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